TheBleachDoctor

It's been so long since I used this account for anything, really. Going back and cleaning out a bunch of stuff. Ugh.

Only three words.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GODDAMN STARCHILD CATALYST BIOWARE I'LL NEVER BUY FROM YOU AGAIN!!!
TheBleachDoctor swore as he purchased the Citadel DLC.

Hello, dear watchers! So recently my interest has been rekindled in the age-old Trek vs. Wars Debate! In an all-out war between the Federation and the Empire, who do you think would win?
The scenario is:
The Empire is invading the Federation. Victory for the Empire is nothing less than complete conquest. Victory for the Federation is simply halting Imperial aggression in the Milky Way.
The Empire has no other concerns. All assets sicced on Federation.
The Empire has Federation starcharts.
The Empire has a completed Death Star 2 and the Executor. No other superweapons.
Both Palpaltine and Vader lead the invasion, but are the only Force users the Empire has at their disposal.
The Federation is unconcerned with intergalactic weapons treaties. The kiddy gloves are off.
The Federation is fighting on home turf.
The Federation has no other concerns. All assets are allocated to defense and counter-attacks.
The Federation has assets ranging from TOS-era to 29th century timeships which are lending their aid to a beleaguered VOY/DS9-Era Federation.
The Klingons are the Federation's allies, and as such will lend occasional aid.

Distinct Advantages:
Federation
    -Time Travel ships and weapons that the Empire has no counter for.
    -Telepathy and Telekinesis are relatively commonplace among certain species.
    -Ships and crew are more versatile and adaptable.
Empire
    -Two powerful Force Users, Vader and Palpaltine.
    -Ships outmass Federation ships
    -Executor
    -Death Star 2

"Hero" Units:
Federation
    -Captain Jean-Luc Picard
    -Captain Katherine Janeway
    -Commander Benjamin Sisko
    -Ambassador Spock
    -Lieutenant Commander Data
Empire
    -Darth Sidious
    -Darth Vader

Other details:
The warfare has attracted the ire of the Cardassian Union and the Romulan Star Empire, who don't appreciate fighting so close to their territory.
The Empire and Federation are subject to hazards in Federation space, including but not limited to:
-The Crystalline Entity
-The Q
-And tons of other random-ass shit which tried to kill the Enterprise crew every other episode. Unless you're a name character with plot armor, the chances of losing a ship to such anomalies is 100%.

With that in mind, who would win?

Indeed, it's been two years, seven days since I've made a journal post on this Deviantart account. Hello, everyone. How have you been? I don't necessarily expect a response, after all, I've been gone for longer than most people have the patience for, not as if I had much of a following anyways.

So here's the rundown. I've pretty much migrated entirely to the Tumblr-sphere. My presence on this site is, well, pretty much nil. Over the years I've become disillusioned with Deviantart. Sure, there's good stuff here, but it's mostly overshadowed by the filth of the internet. With moderators that are underpaid and overworked, the corruption of this site has had time to run amok. Deviantart hardly belongs to artists anymore.

Anyways, I still might put things up here... but I really don't feel like it. These days, I focus my skills towards literature, both fanworks and original stories. I'm also going to college now. A university, even. Shocking, I know...
For those of you who are Homestuckers, you surely know that once the Gigapause ends, it's over... forever. Hussie may make a game, but the Homestuck you and I know will come to an end... Ah well, All Good Things must end.
coughstartrekreferencecough
So, it's nice to see you all after all this time. If you want any info on what I've been doing with my life these past two years, feel free to comment, although I doubt you want much to do with me. After all, I've been gone for two entire years. I doubt any of you remember me.